Inspired by the cherry pie I just ate.

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I ate cherry pie.
Do you know why?
I cannot lie.
The cherry pie, I could not deny!
I didn't even try!
When I'm fat.
I shall say why oh why oh why...
Did I eat all that cherry pie!
But if they ask me, I shall lie.
"It was not I, who ate the cherry pie!"
For I am too shy, to admit that I.
Ate the cherry pie.

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My vocabulary is extremely professional, it's clearly reflected in this poem. Thanks!

lol.... nice

Could make a Dr. Seuss book from that.

Lol I like it.

That's the best thing I've read all day.

I knew you ate the fucking pie

TY it wasn't anything serious of course, well apart from me really eating the cherry pie, that was all serious, delicious too.

funny, i expected something lemon based