Ask a stupid question, get an answer

EXAMPLE
Question: Why do people ask "Is that seat taken?" when clearly it's empty?

Answer: To prevent a psychopath from violently killing you because you sat on his imaginary friend, of course!

and continues....simple enough? & don't you dare say "i dont get it", Killah!


i will start....

If cows could laugh do you think milk would come out their nose?

possibly a calf, yes. suckin them utters all night long


in wow, how many rapists are there?

Well with all your friends and you playing, I'd say plenty xD


Why do people have to stand in the middle of a grocery aisle?

because their meaning in life is to piss you off Poison by doing so

If you have the greenest grass for miles, is the grass still greener on the other side?

No, it turns brown as soon as you go over the horizon.



Why do people feel the need to tap their brakes every five seconds?

because they are making sure they work lol

why is my dad such an asshole?

You are his daughter.



Why does it take Optimus Prime so long to transform?

Abyss wrote:You are his daughter.



Why does it take Optimus Prime so long to transform?

Because he is a little rusty at transforming

Why am I always hungry?

i dont get it

Killah wrote:i dont get it

LMFAO

Uh... fail? I'll continue...

Why in Cloverfield, the monster, (Someone told me it was only one pff)baby monster, folow only the main characters throughout the entire movie? (That movie sucked ass till high-noon)

It wanted some shitty acting for dinner.

Why do ex-hackers whose balls haven't dropped yet insist on badgering everyone on forums, even though everyone wishes they'd leave?

ToT@L wrote:It wanted some shitty acting for dinner.

Why do ex-hackers whose balls haven't dropped yet insist on badgering everyone on forums, even though everyone wishes they'd leave?

I LOL'd at that! Nice one Tot@L

if 7-11 is open 24/7 why are there locks on the doors?

So micheal jackson cant sneak in? duh..

Why is it called diet pepsi? why not: Low-Fat Pepsi. xD

Because there is no fat in soda. But they call it diet because there is less carbohydrates which turn into fat in your body

why does california have dumb inspection stations?

because california is dumb, i joke, i love cali.

why do gamers spend more time on forums then they do in games?

Because you can't get camped on forums.

Why do Squirrels and small rodents insist on running across the fucking road only when a car is coming? Even though the road has been perfectly clear for minutes.

vampiress197 wrote:
why does california have dumb inspection stations?

Not to sound like a nerd but from what I hear they have inspection stations because they don't want people bringing in fucked up fruit since cali is big agricultural state and if it gets into our crops then it we are screwed. Just what I hear.

ToT@L wrote:Because you can't get camped on forums.

Why do Squirrels and small rodents insist on running across the fucking road only when a car is coming? Even though the road has been perfectly clear for minutes.

because they are trying to seed out the weakest in there colony lol

Why are flies attracted to light?

Cause they camp too much and see the light.

Does Virtuosity really expect people to pay for a sig?