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First topic message reminder :Ok, so basically this are the rules:
1. A person is telling his wish
2. The second person is answering to this wish and ruins it givin' an example why, then he tells his wish.
Example:
I wish Buck didn't eat deers.
Answer:
Your wish will not come true, because Buck and his family would starve

ect.
Ok, I'll start.
Hmm I wish I got 2 cakes on my desk, one vamillia cream, other chocolate cream.... :p
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But you drive like an idiot, so you do.
I wish it wasn't cold as balls in September.
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But it is, and you don't have any so spare us the analogy
I wish I had enough money to move right now.
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Its October now!
I wish i had money period...

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that wont happene cause economy sucks
i wish i had a boyfriend

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I wish I had a vagina so I would never need a girlfriend to pleasure me.
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Optimus Gouche wrote:I wish I had a vagina so I would never need a girlfriend to pleasure me.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Optimus Gouche wrote:I wish I had a vagina so I would never need a girlfriend to pleasure me.
But then you would need a guy, or batteries..
I wish i had decent internet not fucking dial up.

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$ke7ch wrote:Optimus Gouche wrote:I wish I had a vagina so I would never need a girlfriend to pleasure me.
But then you would need a guy, or batteries..
I wish i had decent internet not fucking dial up.

I have a dick also so I can litterally
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hawt.
i wish i was fat, so i could do barrel rolls and mow down innocent bystanders.
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YeTi wrote:
i wish i was fat
Wish granted.... lard-ass.
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*pWp*T@D*: I brought it back. But you are more then welcomed to fluff it.
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*pWp*T@D*: me... dipshit.
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T@D wrote:YeTi wrote:
i wish i was fat
Wish granted.... lard-ass.
Rofl GG.
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I wish yeti's penis was bigger. The 10 inch... around c**k isnt doing it for me anymore...

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Your wish is granted but it gets cut of in a horrid accident.
I wish I had food at home.
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Your wish is granted but a hobo broke in and ate it all.
i wish June was here already
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Your wish is granted but your mom kicks you out to move in with me

I wish I wasn't cold and had food.
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YAY! im kicked out!!!
the cold and food fairy comes and gives you a TMNT snuggie and olive garden but poisons your food and chokes you with your snuggie
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oh i forgot my wish....
i wish i had a paintball gun..
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Your wish is granted but you have no paintballs
I wish I was never hungry.
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Wish Granted, but now you have constant diarrhea.
I wish I could think of a wish
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Your wish is granted but your brain is melted for thinking so hard.
I wish Chelsea was 18 already.
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