Ok, so basically this are the rules:

1. A person is telling his wish
2. The second person is answering to this wish and ruins it givin' an example why, then he tells his wish.

Example:

I wish Buck didn't eat deers.

Answer:

Your wish will not come true, because Buck and his family would starve

ect.


Ok, I'll start.

Hmm I wish I got 2 cakes on my desk, one vamillia cream, other chocolate cream.... :p

that wont happen because you would be fat and blow up

I wish i was the best player in quake

It will never happen because buck is alive!

I wish to get in the SWAT!!

That will never happen because you simply suck

I wish to have 2 girls in my bed at the moment... lol

thats not gonna happen cuz u cant handle that...

i wish gta4 would come out on pc

That will never come true because you want it too!

I wish gas would go down to 1$ a gallon!

that wont happen cuz economy sux...

i wish tad was straight....

That will never happen because he is to much in love with your cock!

I wish I was gay.

That won't come true because you already are.

I wish Porny would move to America...

That wont happen cuz AMERICA SUCKS!

I wish Total wasnt such a noob!

thats not true he already is
I wish hool would live with me

That would never happen because Hool is a necropheliac and he will forever live with his dead "friends"

I wish people would play this game right!

that will not happen cuz ur still here...

i wash azu didnt make this game

that not going to happijn he already did windoliker >>>> sorry my bad edit it killer to my wish

I wish buck would be a hasbo

NO wish to destroy but...

I wish noke would have made a wish!

That won't happen, and even if it does, half you won't be able to understand it <3Neko

I wish Killer would shorten his dam sig.

That wont happen Because Killer is Gayz!...
I wish PwP had more girlz

it won't happen because u are pWp

I wish sync sig would be smaller!

That won't happen because Sync likes big things, if you catch my drift. =D

I wish Azu wasn't so queer, and his queef's weren't so loud. =\ =D <3

dam killy ... that wont happin couse i would have to shot him nohomo
I wish killer could understan me